Just got back from two weeks in the beautiful state of Missouri. I had a wonderful time; got to see some relatives I hadn't seen in many years and we all had the most marvelous time camping out in the wild. Just to be sure my vacation was undampened by any modern technology, I left my pager and computer at home and forgot to pay the cell phone bill. That completely prevented me from having my good times interrupted by any unwelcome electrons. Here is the complete pictorial account of my adventures.